What's Black & White With Bullet Holes All Over? The Sweeps Bacchanalia Ball, Of Course!

It's that time of the year again, folks. That's right, sweeps time. We will be bringing you weekly recaps of the big event. Who will live? Who will die? Is Anthony Zacchara really in town to teach Sonny how to plant a garden? And will Nikolas remember any of this? There are only 2 ways to find out.....read our weekly recaps, or watch it yourself. We hope you do both. :)-JABC & LABC

CALLING HAIR MAKEUP AND WADROBE!

Jason is hot either way but I must say im not crazy about his hair..and I love Em but they need to tone her makeup down a tad..Robin needs a new more mature look to go with her new attitude of independence!!.. She has too much of a childish appeal. Maybe she can get some tips from Sam on being sexy! Now for my favorite all round star.. LuLu. She has a great look, great hair, great wadrobe.. two points for her stylist! Back to Jason.. it is weird how he was ultra hot with Sam, I guess Liz made him go..maybe Lucky can talk to Jason about his hair stylist..we all remember when Lucky was sporting the long locks(ieekk).. I must say that hottie Dr Leo can pull it off though ;)~ I like him!! Till next time my fellow soapies!

Ciao.

LABC

BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF ANKLE MONITORS!

There is a bit of irony in GH this month. Socialite, Kate Howard got fitted for an ankle monitor after a "DWI charge". Kristen Storms (Maxie Jones) got hit with the same charge in real life after driving what was considered to be "drunk". Hopefully Kristen could get good ol' Diane Miller on the case and she'll just have to wear a monitor like Kate. Who knows maybe Couture can give them a deal.."Buy one get one half off ankle monitors.".. Till next time..

Ciao

LABC

PS We wish you luck Kristen.. hopefully things will get better for you!!

MICHAEL CORINTHOS/QUARTERMAINE/QUESTION MARK JR

MICHAEL CORINTHOS/QUARTERMAINE/QUESTION MARK JR
Has anyone every stopped to question Michael Corinthos Jr's paternity? His biological father, AJ Quartermaine was brunette, mom Carly, changing her look as much as they change the actress, never looked like little Mikey. Could Carly have had an affair with the milkman? Perhaps another one of Bobby's lovers? Is poor Mikey a bastard child? You know, the Cassidine's butler Alfred's' biography was never revealed to us. I bet he was a red head back in his day....Think about it ;-). Carly you devil! Till next time...

Ciao.
LACB

Two Become One, or Jason Morgan is Morphing into Sonny Corinthos

Before I share my findings with you, I must post a warning. What you are about to read may leave you nauseous, dizzy, frightened, and confused. If sympoms persist, please contact Bob Guza. Now let's continue....

It's no big shock that Sonny Corinthos and Jason Morgan are the writers' favorite characters. But up until a about a year ago, Sonny was definately the writers most favoritist (not a word, I know) character ever. Sonny was Batman, Jason was Robin (obviously not Scorpio). But then the tides shifted! The stars realigned! Sonny's airtime was decreased! Could it be for more hospital-related stories? More Quartermaine antics? No. Of course not. It was for more Jason. But why was the ever-so-loyal sidekick trumping his master in screentime? What is going through the writers' minds? Then I figured it out, and I had nightmares for weeks....be forewarned.....

THE WRITERS LOVE SONNY SO MUCH THEY ARE TURNING JASON INTO HIS CLONE!!

Yes, I know it's scary, so I will break it down for you so you can see how I came to this horrendous conclusion and how the writers plan on executing their master plan.

Plan: Make Jason/Liz into Sonny/Carly

We all know that Carly and Liz are supposed to be portrayed on opposite sides of the female spectrum. Carly is loud, abrasive, and well, loud. Liz is all sweet and innocent. Yeah, I know. But these two have more in common than they think. When Carly and Sonny got together, Sonny adopted baby Michael. But Sonny wasn't Carly's first choice, Jason was. But Jason wasn't Michael's bio-daddy, A.J. was. But A.J. was an alchoholic Quartermaine, and we all know that a mobster father is better than that anyday. Because mobsters are superheros, and all.

Liz did the same ish when she got knocked up by her best friend's husband, Zander (yeah I know they already split, but it's still....yuck.) First she tried to pass the baby off as Ric's....and watched on as Ric ordered Zander shot to death. Bitch. I kid...sorta. Anyway, Cameron nows calls Lucky daddy. But as soon as Liz and children move into Jason's penthouse (much like Carly and Michael with Sonny) , Cameron will be a Morgan.

So Liz and Jason, living in Harbor View Towers with Cameron (who has no daddy) and Jake (Jason's bio son). Sounds like Carly, Sonny, Michael and Morgan to me.

Let's just hope we don't see Lucky on a meat hook.-JABC